im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
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