Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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