That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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