dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
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Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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