Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
God, you're like boner-b-gone
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
Randomize
