I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
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I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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