i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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