Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
i wish my penis had a tongue
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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