at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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