Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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