Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
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Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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