Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
21 Of The Most Regrettable Tattoo Ideas Ever
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.