I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
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Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great