Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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where are you?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him