I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick