is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
