What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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