I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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