It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
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Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
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You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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