Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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