It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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