I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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