DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
