And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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