this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
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shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
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Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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