i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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