He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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