Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
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That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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