it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
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I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
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Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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