I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
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Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
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I just blew my weed a kiss
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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