Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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