She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
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He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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