thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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