So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
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