she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
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The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
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I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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