Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
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His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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