Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
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He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
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Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
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New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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