absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
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Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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