quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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