somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
COCAINE IS GR8
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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