The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
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This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
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Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
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He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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