Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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