pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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