'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
seriously i just wanna be friends
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just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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