Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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