i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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