So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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