You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
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My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
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Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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