don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
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When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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