I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
did you just send me my own nude
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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