why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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