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his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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