This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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