my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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