therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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